Salisbury mums the saggiest in South Wilts, according to new survey.
The team of teen Scientists taking on Salisbury's skin sag.
by Dickie Flasher
Armed with only a Newton meter, a crocodile clip, and a pack of kettle bells, a group of budding Einsteins from Whiteparish have taken on the daunting task of databasing skin sag in the local area.
A team of young people from the local college aim to find the saggiest local mothers to probe and prod, in order to finally determine which South Wiltshire town houses the droopiest dames.
Mums from Salisbury, Downton, Tisbury and Mere were accepted in to the study.
The online brief was very clear:
Only the most pendulous flaps will be considered.
Yet mothers came out in their force to aid these school-kid scientists, with over 300 participants measured.
The largest individual flap turned out to be an eye-watering 1ft 2 inches from fold to crevice.
Salisbury mothers, on average, have more under the hood than most. With the average Stretched Stomach Roll (SSR) reading a whopping 0.89ft, compared to the South Wilts average at 0.62ft. Thigh and jowl measurements followed a similar pattern.
Next up for these baby-faced boffins: find Swindon’s Flabbiest Dad. We’ll keep you up to date with the result.