Wyndham Road Footbridge DESTROYED as Communist coup takes over East Salisbury
From the frontline as Commies topple major pedestrian artery...
by Victoria Splint
As Communist sentiment bubbles over in Eastern Salisbury, the people take matters in to their own hands to partition the divided city.
The Wyndham Road Footbridge seemed innocuous at first glance, but last night became the centre of a Communist coup that could see Salisbury split in to two sections.
Eastern Salisbury suburbs Laverstock, Bishopdown, and Petersfinger began the uprising last week, creating an informal militia that successfully regained the means of production from Laverstock Community Farm. The Farm, now in the control of the Proletariat, will be used as a political hub for the self-proclaimed “ESSR”, or Eastern Salisbury Socialist Republic.
All this led to the acts of last night, with flocks of Socialist sympathisers aiding party members, as the old hammer and sickle, or rather, chisel was dusted off to fell the brutalist footbridge. As the rubble rained down, onlookers cheered, with the political buffer zone from Churchill Way North to Salisbury Cemetery seemingly set in stone.
By this morning, Helicopters buzzed overhead, with a temporary barrier being planned for Castle Roundabout in the upcoming weeks… Updates to follow.
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