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Tom Bromley is the only reporter with bollocks in the Salisbury Gerbil Newsroom.
Bromley battles with a higher power in latest article, as Comrade Glum gets gainful employment…
Feb 13
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Churchfields BBQ Flytipping a “Protest” against Simpler Recycling
By Dickie Flasher
Feb 5
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Mandelson: The History of Underwear comes to Salisbury!
A talk on The History of Underwear comes to Salisbury this week, with a very special guest…
Feb 5
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January 2026
Salisbury News & Gazette Issue #0 OUT NOW
Jan 8
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MIGRANT BOAT SPOTTED IN RIVER AVON
Who are they?
Jan 6
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Salisbury to become “England’s Amsterdam” as Cannabis Cafe plan approved.
Our sleepy city set to become a drug haven…
Jan 5
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Wyndham Road Footbridge DESTROYED as Communist coup takes over East Salisbury
From the frontline as Commies topple major pedestrian artery...
Jan 3
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Salisbury Guildhall to become CHARLIE’S KARAOKE PALACE as customer service empire continues.
Plans approved for Salisbury Karaoke Bar… IN THE GUILDHALL?
Jan 2
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Cathedral Choir to use AUTOTUNE as Church brands Choristers “tone deaf”.
But it isn’t the first time they’ve interfered with the Choristers…
Jan 2
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City to RANSOM High-Profile Tourists as Bank Balances Empty
£2.5m Carpark? Not enough cash says the Council, as plans are cleared for some post-Covid profiteering.
Jan 2
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Salisbury mums the saggiest in South Wilts, according to new survey.
The team of teen Scientists taking on Salisbury's skin sag.
Jan 2
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